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#FoxNews Zombies Fight Cruz

The following post is a parody of the establishment news represented by Fox News and their viewing zombies. INFORMED CONSERVATIVE: Hey listen, Ted Cruz is my choice for president. He’s the most articulate movement-conservative since Ronald Reagan gave the speech…

George W Bush

BREAKING! Bush No Longer President

NEWSFLASH for liberals: George W. Bush is no longer the President of the United States, and hasn’t been for nearly five years. You may have missed that whole election thingy in 2008, when a little-known Senator from Illinois ran against the…