Fox News Zombies Fight #TedCruz
INFORMED CONSERVATIVE: Hey listen, Ted Cruz is my choice for president. He’s the most articulate movement-conservative since Ronald Reagan gave the speech in 1964 and went onto grace the Oval Office. FOX NEWS ZOMBIE: Yeah but we need a Governor….
BREAKING! Bush No Longer President
NEWSFLASH for liberals: George W. Bush is no longer the President of the United States, and hasn’t been for nearly five years. You may have missed that whole election thingy in 2008, when a little-known Senator from Illinois ran against the…